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Jokes - Kids Say the Darnest Things. A hilarious collection of funny sayings by kids collected from the Net.

Created by Victor Goh

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Catholic Elementary School

Can you imagine yourself to be the nun that is sitting at her desk grading these papers all the while trying to keep a straight face and maintain her composure!

It comes from a catholic elementary school test. Kids were asked questions about the Old and ...

Dear God

Dear God, Are you really invisible or is that just a trick? - Lucy

I want to be just like my daddy when i get big,but with not so much hair all over. - Sam

Did you mean for giraffe to look like that or was it an accident? - Norma

I keep waiting for ...

Unanswered Prayer

The preacher's 5 year-old daughter noticed that her father always paused and bowed his head, for a moment, before starting his sermon. One day, she asked him why. "Well, Honey," he began, proud that his daughter was so observant of his messages, "I'm ...

Being Thankful

A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy, "So your mother says your prayers for you each night? Very commendable. What does she say?" The little boy replied, "Thank God he's in bed!"

Express Prayer

Our son had only heard his grandfather pray at Thanksgiving, Easter, and other special occasions; when he, typically, said a long prayer over the food. One night, after a fun camp-out and fishing trip, grandfather (to our son's surprise) asked a very ...

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